How old is your baby?
ihaverocketlegs: imnotheretomakefriends: Oh, he’s 98 weeks! god, fuck these people. after 8 weeks, quit being a dick and start using months.
That one track on your iPod that is seven times...
TONIGHT IS THE REBLOGGINING
halfagoat: never stop the dance
The 17th GIF in your GIF folder is what you think...
issecutive: fruit-jelly: francebaby: lovely-rabbit: fickjamori:honeytastic:snapeharrydumbledore:hanatamofo:meariimary:jacksonkids:smilemegaga:believerofmars: this will be a good year i can feel it yeaaaaaa YEAAAHHH exactly FRANCE NO
I like to imagine that Russell Brand can climb trees without using his arms.– Chichi
Robert Smith sings like he's about to cry.
MY NEW COMPUTER...
World of Warcraft on “Ultra” graphics settings? 44 fps… In Orgrimmar.
My cynicism knows no bounds.
There’s probably a perfectly logical explanation for it, but I’ve never understood why, in PE or at the gym or dance recital or wherever the fuck you get bossed around to do exercise, that they make you do these ridiculous moves to “stretch the muscles you never use”. Now, call me ignorant, but wtf is the point in stretching muscles you never use.
Instant Karma.: Christmas Day according to The... →
mullofkintyre: Waking up: Realizing it’s Christmas: Waiting for the rest of your family to wake up: Getting the gifts that you wanted: Getting gifts you know you wont ever use: Seeing your relatives: Getting silly presents from your aunts, grandparents, and uncles: Getting a ton of cash:
I have the weirdest fucking dreams.
If you know me personally, you’ve surely heard me recall at least one of my retarded and completely surreal dreams. Some of my most memorable gems included being BFFs with Britney Spears who kept pet pigs, witnessing Corey Taylor being born from pan fries, and being hunted down by a legion of scary Bart Simpson plushies. Last night I had a particularly weird THC-induced fuckfest of a dream....
Reblog with what band shirt you're wearing (or...
catsandunicornsarenotthesame: jazzdalek-: accioweasleyboys-: whendidshegetallconfident: dogcalledbambi: bathtimewithbeckett: dancesaradance: xoashleydancesintherain: danivee: adaytoremembererica: broctopus: -briannasaurusrex: The Doors :D My Chemical Romance. <3 Arsonists Get All The Girls lol. Drop Dead, Gorgeous <3 Mayday Parade :) The Beatles. Pierce...
I couldn’t tell you what life was like before Julian. He made me. Out of scraps.– Noel fielding (via loveboosh)
A Lesson In Sparkling:
howardmooncolonexplorer: mamazoom: NO: YES: That’s all. This is a must reblog. Forever reblog.